Rachel, on her own, decided to make a map of the house for, you know, the hundreds of guests we get every year. She placed it on top of the dresser in the guest room.
The cover reads: "for gouts only
map of house
Please put back were
found
Inside is a map outlining the living room, kitchen, dining room and upstairs. So if visitors are ever confused, they have a guide. As long as they remember to return it to its proper place. Because if you don't, as Rachel might say, "There will be consequences. And they involve lots of tickles."
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