Rachel's other life, Part 2

This morning on the way in to preschool, Rachel referred to her "other house."

Me: Where's your other house, Rachel?
Rachel: Southwest.
Me: And what does it look like?
Rachel: A man. But without a face.
Me: What color is your house?
Rachel: Black.
Me: How many bedrooms does your house have?
Rachel: One.
Me: Where does everyone sleep?
Rachel: Peya sleeps on the couch, the babies sleep in the bedroom and I sleep on the floor.

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Latest she has learned at preschool:

"I see London, I see France, I see Mommy's underpants!" and "Capeesh. That means, 'really'?""
"Capeesh?" I exclaimed tonight. "Who taught you that? Daddy?"
"No," she said, "I learned it at school.
Figures. Sigh.