The Buddy Trio

This week, Rachel and two of her friends, Sydney and Simone, formed a club called "The Buddy Trio." Simone is the president and Rachel has written the handbook. It's called "Buddy Trio Guide," and here's what it says:

Contents:
1. how to Be a member
2. what we do
3. How to join
4. Are pets (should be "our" pets -- me writing this)
5. Our Rules
6. our tree House

(apparently Simone's dad is going to build a treehouse for the girls to use as a club meeting place. "What should we contribute?" I asked at dinner tonight. The consensus from Drew and Rachel: snacks.

1. How to Be a member
To be a member you Must Show that you are Loyal to the club. You must pas a test to get in. You must Follow three Rule. You must know us well. You Must follow the Three Ruls At All Times. You Must be Actave and Alert At All Tims. You Must think well At All times.

2. What We do
We do a lot of things. One thing we do Is Make Secret Notes to aChather (each other -- me writing this) And to Other Peple too.

That's as far as she's gotten. Rachel did reassure me tonight that grownups are automatically members of the club. Presuming they like us, I suppose.