Here are some gems from this morning:
Rachel (to me): How many names do you have?
Me: Three. Lisa Grace Lednicer.
Rachel: No! You have four!
Me: No, I only have 3.
Rachel: Mommy! MOMMY'S your fourth name!
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Rachel: What does the Angel of Death do?
Drew: Wanna take that one, Mommy?
Me: When people die, the Angel of Death takes them away.
Rachel: When the rabbi dies, will the Angel of Death take him, too?
Me: Yes.
Rachel: Who will be the new rabbi?
Me: They'll pick a new rabbi.
Rachel: Maybe I can be the rabbi!
Me (stunned): Well, yes. You CAN be a rabbi. Boys AND girls can be rabbis.
(I don't even want to think where this will head).
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